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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Ki Siao part I

On planet earth..

There is another dimension...
Known as Planet Chemistry..

The species living in there is known as "electro chemosis"
or more commonly known as electrons...

they live in colonies..
some called it elements...

When they perform intercolony marriage, they bond..
or more commonly known as molecules and compound..

They follow different custom in marriage in different colonies..
some known as ionic, covalent, dative etc..

they speak a common language known as the spectroscopic language..
different electrons at different places possess unique identities known as angular momenta..
if they are of similar energy, thus frequencies, they couple each other...
however, they are very racist, they don't marry electrons from other symmetries..

sometimes the electrons will beh syok each other..
then they will split, one of them is d-d splitting..
therefore they are no longer staying together, or degenerate..
again, when they communicate or travel, they will tell u in spectroscopy..

In Planet Chemistry..
the only mode of transportation is known as tunneling..
or in layman term.. teleport..

6 ice cubes:

jinro said...

pui fuk...

Unknown said...

torr chair torr chair..

phyee86 said...

haha, i just understand the upper half only.... sweat....

Unknown said...

haha..
2nd part got a bit of level 2 chemistry lah..

dont worry la..
u dont hv to understand what..

jinro said...

eh actually can use this story to teach students.. haha
more interesting..

Unknown said...

i think can teach primary school nia..
u think sec sch students will listen to this kind of stories?